A New Harbinger of Fall

Every February 2, folks gather around Puxatawny Phil to see whether a glimpse of his shadow will send the groundhog back to hibernate for 6 more weeks of winter or not. I've stumbled across a similar harbinger of fall. From now on, if the first "Remember the Real Reason for Labor Day" column appears before Labor Day, summer will end early, and we should imminently expect fall. If the R3LD column appears on Labor Day itself, the summer will last another 6 weeks.

Get your parkas out of storage, kiddies: Here it is. Live from Sheboygan.